May 2013
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surely school should teach us more useful things like “How To Be Witty” and “How to Get a Twitter Reply From Your Favourite Celebrity”
May 21st
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May 21st
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I followed Shane Woewodin on twitter, oh god why
May 21st
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May 21st
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fffcuk: everyone freaks out over stolen jokes but imagine how pissed the guy who made up the “why did the chicken cross the road?” joke must be
May 21st
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I can’t spell Jake Gyllenhal and that’s really sad, what if I get in a spelling bee WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
May 21st
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I’d just like to say… Faz and Daisy and everyone are using hashtag fresh as a daisy on twitter THAT’S MY BLOG TITLE OH MY GOD IT’S LIKE WE THINK ALIKE YAY
May 21st
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Would give my first born for a reply from Daisy or Faz, but I’m so terrible at wittiness, ugh
May 21st
May 21st
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peggygravel replied to your post: peggygravel replied to your post: Even though my… for realz, girl, i’ll correct the grammar for you. it’s the only thing i’m good at. Grammar’s the only thing I’m good at too. Actually no, usually my spelling is the only thing I can do write right.
May 21st
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I literally just sprayed the laptop screen reading Daisy’s latest tweet(s). Charming. Hello boys.
May 21st
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peggygravel replied to your post: Even though my essay sucked and the tutor… idk anything about science but I can proofread your essays if you like?? No, my essays are terrible. idk, I should get into a habit of asking other people to proofread, but by the time I finish an essay, I can’t be bothered doing anything else and usually just submit it, even though there’s like...
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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PSA: you guise, it’s okay, Daisy doesn’t know what Tumblr is, we can continue reblogging the naked Daisy pictures that I took from his bathroom window
May 21st
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zaynrand: IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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iguanamouth: iguanamouth: what do horses even DO
May 21st
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May 21st
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Does Yahoo realize they just adopted a bunch of psychotic & emotionally unstable people that post things like “how to get away with murder” and are willing to give up their first born for their otp to finally get together?
May 21st
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after Thursday, I won’t even need to go on Sidereel anymore to check the tv shows for the week and this makes me sad.
May 21st
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Even though my essay sucked and the tutor basically said that, it’s nice that the tutor also said that I’m a good student and will do well at tertiary level if I leave everything I learned at VCE level behind (we’ll ignore that last bit b/c I’ve gotten that on my university essays for about four years now and it still hasn’t sunk in; also I got a high credit for that...
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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like-a-librarian: I’m gonna start the “petition to get daisy to grow his hair back because it obviously was his good luck charm and it will make everything better”
May 21st
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goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
May 21st
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Ughhh, Daisy and Faz both having surgery today and then the thing with Josh/Jamie on the news, ugh whyyyyy noooo.
May 21st
Aw Sam. I mean Chord. I’m following Chord on twitter, right? Cool.
May 20th
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why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate for example: me
May 20th
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May 20th
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listenupcriss: peppers so you can wear it and think of me susie pepper
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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“Grinning is something you do when you are entertained in some way, such as...”
– Lemony Snicket
May 20th
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mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
May 20th
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“If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have...”
– Lemony Snicket
May 20th
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OHMYSWEETGOODNESS
May 20th
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you guise, I just read all Darren Jolly’s articles over the past few years and I feel heaps more knowledgeable. He’s so wise, though. Like, no wonder Sydney were (and still are) so good, they had Brett Kirk and Jolly, like jesus christ, definitely my favourite footyballers. Also Freo, Freo are annoyingly good this year, ugh
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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you know what I hate? when people say they were “the first and only fan” of a footyballer, I mean what is this, a competition? Were you there when that footyballer was born, when he took his first steps, when he had his nappy changed? Oh and I lived near Liam Sumner as a kid, so suck it.
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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dendropsyche: An AU where everything is made of gold
May 20th
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May 20th
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