Today, I bought Transformers band-aids. I have never been more excited to get a...– http://mylifeisaverage.com Omg. I have Simpsons band-aids. I’m just waiting for the moment when someone goes, “UGH, I’M BLEEDING!” and I’ll be like, “Simpsons cures all.” Hehe.
Today, I typed “om nom nom” into Urban Dictionary. My result?...– http://mylifeisaverage.com Omg. I can walk up to people and be like, “BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS! Om nom nom.” :P.
Today, in my math class during our notes, my teacher explains how the square...– http://mylifeisaverage.com/ MATHS = FUN. :P.
Today, I was told that it is against the law to molest an automobile. Good to...– http://mylifeisaverage.com/ Omg. I remember on Petespace, they showed a picture of some guy with his thingy in the exhaust pipe. And I died laughing. ;). SO, IT DOES HAPPEN, YO FOOLS ON MLIA! PEOPLE DO THOSE THINGS, Y’KNOW. IF TITTY CAT AND THE CHK CHK BOOM THING HAPPENED, THEN SO DID...
A LION WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON HIS WIFE. A TIGER WOOD.– The tumblr called “fuckyeahpuns” or something. JOKE OF THE DAY. :D.
Today, at work, I spent my first 2 hours in the office doing arts and crafts...– http://mylifeisaverage.com/ Omg. I should totally do pharmaceutical stuff in my course this year. And if all else fails, I can always start a drug lab. Win. ^______^
Yesterday I was dragged to see New Moon against my will. I laughed when Bella...– http://mylifeisaverage.com Omg, I lol’d when Bella fell off the cliff. BEST. MOMENT. EVERRR. :P.
99 TRUTHS OF LAURA.
1 Relationship Status = In a relationship with my bf, Dale Thomas. 2. Nickname(s) = None. NOTHING RHYMES WITH LAURA. :/. 3. Zodiac sign = Pisces. 4. Male or female = Female. 5. Elementary School = ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR SHANE WATSON. whut. 6. Middle School = St Pauls. idk what “Middle school” is. 7. High School = OLSH. :/. 8. Hair color = Brown. 9. Long or Short = I like it short....
Today, in my AP Chemistry class, we actually did a lab seeing how many licks it...– http://mylifeisaverage.com Well, I’m looking forward to uni. Omg. :D.
One day when I was in 4th grade I didn’t feel like doing my math...– http://mylifeisaverage.com CLEVER. :D. lol. Why did I not think of this? :/.
pfleddysjournal: lauraisawesomeness: pfleddysjournal: Thanks: http://lauraisawesomeness.tumblr.com/ for following me! Means a lot! Ya’ll should follow her! That’s okay. :D. Thanks for likin’ my picture. Do you watch the cricket? Sure do! (: I’ve missed a few days of it though :/ Who’s your favourite player? Mine are Mitchell Johnson, Siddle, LittleHuss, MHuss, Cameron White,...
pfleddysjournal: Thanks: http://lauraisawesomeness.tumblr.com/ for following me! Means a lot! Ya’ll should follow her! That’s okay. :D. Thanks for likin’ my picture. Do you watch the cricket?
Today, I joined the group on facebook ‘The first time I bought a mcflurry,...– http://mylifeisaverage.com SO TRUE. :D. I haven’t joined this group on Facebook yet, lol.
Name: Laura. Because I’m awesome. :P. Age: 18. School/Job: Student at Monash. :D. Music Genre: Anything that is a good catchy song. Or just anything. idk. (Except Duffy with her high-pitched voice. Actually, her song on the tampon ad is win. I like that one). Hometown: Melbourne. Location: Melbourne. Favorite Book Series: Tomorrow series. My favourite characters were Ellie and Homer...
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Meme. 'Cause I is bored.
A - AVAILABLE: Yes. B - BIRTHDAY: March 6th, 1991. C - CRUSHING ON: Dale Thomas. Well, not really “crushing” on, he’s my bf. ;). D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Water. :D. E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My twin. F - FAVORITE SONG : Hm, idk. Probably the Mmwhatchu Sayy song. LOLL. G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Both. At the same time. H - HOMETOWN: Melbourne. I - IN LOVE WITH: Dale...
British [ ] You drink a lot of tea. [x] You know what a brolly is. [ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. [ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. [x] You use the word “bugger” or the phrase “bloody hell.” [x] Fish and Chips are yummy. [x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. [ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. [ ] It’s football…not soccer. Total: 4 Australian [x] You wear...
Today, I was driving home from class when a chicken literally crossed the road...– http://mylifeisaverage.com/ OH, IS THAT WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD? Ah, I get it now. :D.
Today, while in Statistics class, my teacher was giving a lesson on Standard...– http://mylifeisaverage.com I remember learning about STD’s in Maths Methods. ;). Ah, good times.
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.– Calvin and Hobbes (via quote-book) SO TRUE, SO VERY TRUE. :D.
Today i realized that I have the best brother in the world. Today i found out...– http://mylifeisaverage.com Hehehe. I wanna be like that brother. ;).
Today, I realized that driving is a lot like coloring. If you go out of the...– http://mylifeisaverage.com Omg, driving sounds like fun! :D.
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pekingduck: Having junk in your trunk is healthier than a spare tire around the gut, new research suggests. The extra padding on the backside and thighs could even help to protect against disease. “The fact that body fat’s distribution is quite important for your health has been known for some time now,” said lead researcher Konstantinos Manolopoulos of the University of Oxford in England. But...
Last night instead of studying for my test on the book Twelfth Night, i watched...– http://mylifeisaverage.com/ Omg, I loved the Twelfth Night and She’s The Man. BEST. MOVIES. EVER. :D.
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Anonymous asked: SO LAURA, HOW ARE YOU ON THIS FINE DAY?
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I am bored.
In chemisty today our teacher told us about a very dangerous chemical,...– http://mylifeisaverage.com Omg, why wasn’t my Chemistry class like this? :/. Now, excuse me, I’m going to get a drink of dihydrogen monoxide. :P.
Today I tried to unlock my house with my car remote. MLIA.– http://mylifeisaverage.com That’s what I would probably do. And I’d be all like, “WHY IS THIS HOUSE NOT OPENING? WHYYYY?” :/.
Today, a cop pulled me over. I was listening to Jay-Z’s “Black...– http://mylifeisaverage.com Haha, that’s so clever. :D. IF YOU’RE HAVING GIRL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON, I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN’T ONE~! :P.
Today, we finished a biology lab that included potatoes. Instead of throwing the...– http://mylifeisaverage.com WHY DIDN’T I DO THAT IN BIOLOGY? :/. We used potatoes to do some osmosis thingy. Where were my french fries? WHEREEEEE? Fail. No wonder I got 31/50 for Biology. I COULD OF GOT 50 IF I HAD MA FRENCH FRIES.
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Today, we found out that the pet store could not determine the gender of our pet...– http://mylifeisaverage.com If I had a pet bird, I’d know EXACTLY what I’d call it. And then, I’d make it dance. :P. SEXY BIRD DANCE~! Hehe. Ah, good times. ;).
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Ask me any question and I’ll answer it. I promise. :D.
Today, I discovered that there is an oatmeal that contains dinosaur eggs. When...– http://mylifeisaverage.com I wanna find it too! Omg. Except it might be an American thing. :/.